Nate is delighted with his fortune as he heads to homeroom. Francis asks what has Nate so happy. Nate tells Francis about the fortune, emphasizing how it proves Nate is destined for greatness. Francis questions how Nate will surpass all others, pointing out that it is unlikely that Nate will do so academically. Nate hits Francis with his book again, and his stomach growls. Nate eats the fortune cookie, hoping it will tide him over until lunch. Gina, the teacher’s pet and Nate’s nemesis, tattles on him immediately. Nate manages to chew and swallow before Mrs. Godfrey catches him, avoiding detention. Nate listens to the announcements and reviews his schedule. After homeroom, he has social studies with Mrs. Godfrey. Fortunately, his day gets better from there.

The second period is English with Ms. Clarke. Nate likes her but thinks her teaching is difficult to understand. His third period is art with Mr. Rosa, Nate’s favorite class. Fourth period is lunch, followed by gym. Nate’s sixth period is math, where Nate is doing poorly, probably because he often sleeps through it. Nate’s day ends with science. After this explanation, Nate thinks about the various uncomplimentary nicknames he has given his teachers.